Before I taught technology I used to teach first grade. OMG! They say the funniest things. I decided to keep a journal of the funniest things said.

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

“Can I go to the bathroom?” Rodney asks.

“Yes.” I answer. Moments later, “Wow, that was fast!” I marveled.

“Yeah…I’m the fastest pee’er.”

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

“You know what Teacher?”

“What?”

“I was playin’ with the monkey balls (monkey-bars)”

“Oh…”

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

We use to have rabbits in our classroom…and, well you know rabbits.

“Teacher look; the rabbits are wrestling again. The brown one always wins!”

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

 “How do you spell pina-a?

“How do you spell what?”

“Pine-a.”

“What’s a pine-a?”

“You know, augh…once a pina-a time!”

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

 “Teacher.” A student whispers. “Yes” I say. “Does it look like I’m cheating when I do this?”

I gave him the teacher look for this one.

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

I overheard this conversation,

“I’m going to marry my teacher when I grow up.”

“Nah-ah! She’ll be dead by then…she’s old.”

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

 “I don’t have on socks today Teacher. I have on leg-socks (tights) instead of socks.”

 

Out of The Mouth of Babes . . .

 “Teacher! The bunnies are humpin’ again!” The other students look up briefly, then back at their work.

Before I taught technology I use to teach first grade. OMG! They say the funniest things. I decided to keep a journal of the funniest things said.